Would you wear a Roach Brooch?

I vaguely remember the 'Roach Brooch' being introduced in a CSI episode, I think it was New york- I'm unsure, where a restaurant owner got into a debate with a customer who had this living, blinged-up cockroach which she wore as a brooch and there was a little sub-storyline revolving around these creatures. 

I personally thought that were made-up, a myth as you will and thou

ght no one in their right mind would actually wear a living cockroach as a brooch- even if it is blinged up... well, I was prooven wrong. 

It is real and many celebrities, including Kim Kardashian have even been spotted wearing one!

As much as I'm for all things kooky, I have to think- really?  Maybe its just my phobia against ALL insect which is prompting my very squeemish-NONONO- approach to the Roach Brooch. 

The originator of these creations was Jared Gold, a designer who I highly respect and adore. 

I'm not going to lie, they are beautiful to look at despite the hairs rising on the back of my neck in an uncomfortable twinge, but I don't think I would wear one

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What are your guys thoughts? Would you wear a living Roach Brooch?